Cognitive Dissonant

(warning! NSFW!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZedQYcGOYkw

Nice…

I recieve my COBRA paperwork, and notice that my rent is going up in the same day’s mail.

Hello Monday.

I can’t really explain the last 36 hours…

Mom already heard most all of it. Shannon, I’ll try to fill you in later.

Alot of really ugly words seem to apply right now.  I guess I was being led on. I am not very good at reading people, so i don’t do it anymore.  I am as dense as a collapsed star when it comes to a woman making advances on me.  So in order for me to have noticed, dismissed and eventually responded to her… I can’t have been making this up, can I?

everything she said to me…  everything indicated in no uncertain terms that this was mostly mutual. It just wasn’t shit you say to a coworker you aren’t trying to seduce!

I should have been more alarmed last week when it occurred to me that I might be falling for her.

Folks, she slashed the guys tires! And now they’re back together again!?  That’s just psychotic. I told you, she’s complicated.

It has occurred to me that there are two possibilities behind her text message “thanking me” for the flowers.

One: It was written for the benefit of her no-longer-Ex boyfriend in order to assuage any any anxieties he might have about the guy who’d been kissing his girlfriend, and to deny that there might have ever been a period when his girlfriend and this guy had ever been more than coworkers.

Two: She’s schizophrenic. And the dominant personality right now doesn’t remember .. well anything.

Doesn’t really matter at this point.  What can I say? I am a neurotic layman detective. I grew up watching Sherlock Holmes. I like it better when there’s an explanation.

Maybe there’s a reason I never get very far past Infatuation?

Oh, yeah.

I’ve shaved off the goatee.

my sister asked me how a birthday celebration could become as i described it ‘an unmitigated disaster.’

well, since I am clearly not going to get any sleep tonight, and since interested parties will want to know why I was once high as a kite and am now three inches shorter. I almost never plaster my disgrace on my own blog, but… we’ll call it humility and move on.

We made plans, I was going to take her out.  I looked damned good, she looked amazing… and then someone else showed up who was not invited. I’ve been told before to be nice to the interloper, so i behaved myself.  My car can only seat two. She chose not to ride with me. That was pretty much the end of the evening for me.  It is difficult to carry on with a date when you have someone consistently sitting between you and the girl.

I mentioned it when the interloper went to the restroom.  She said ‘I am so uncomfortable right now.’

I smiled and said, ‘In your position, I would be too.’

They went to dance at a club I really don’t like.  ‘I’m sorry. We are probably going to [the Club] later, I’ll understand if you don’t want to come.’

This may be the worst brush off I’ve ever experienced.

The killer is, this wasn’t the first date.

Ahem, when I mention a Badonkadonk… this is not what I have in mind!

Lol!

Electronic Bubble Wrap.