Cognitive Dissonant

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Need a shave.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
5 bucks
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
More
4. Favorite planet?
Rupert
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
unknown number
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Clocks
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Blue long-sleeve t
8. Do you label yourself?
No, the post-its fall off too easily.
9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?
Sock-footed
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark. The sun, it burns!
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
anonymous
12. What does your watch look like?
Swiss-Army, Victorinox. Chunky, brushed steel and black rubber.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
“I have agreed to have dinner with Jon’s parents tomorrow night.”
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Bandera and Evers, if that is still a 7-ll. Could be a Cina, then there are none in this city.
16. What’s a word that you say a lot?
Excellent
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Mom
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Hidee. Don’t harass me about the spelling. That’s how the shelter spelled it!
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Astelin, Vicodin, Advil, Aleve, Excedrin Migraine, Tylenol, Zoloft, Valium, Prilosec, Benedryl, Motrin. (hey, its been a bad week.)
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
uhm… 8?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
30 was good.  Having trouble with 31.
22. Your worst enemy?
Me
23. What is your current desktop picture?
the LHC
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“What?”
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
The money. Money would buy a place to work and materials to work with. Besides I’ve flown enough for the next few years.
26. Do you like someone?
Yup
27. The last song you listened to?
“War Hero” by Antibalas
28. What time of day were you born?
Early evening IIRC.
29. What’s your favorite number?
7
30. Where did you live in 1987?
Right here, literally.
31. Are you jealous of anyone?
Nope
32. Is anyone jealous of you?
Not that they’ve mentioned
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Home, getting ready for work
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Feed them more money. I thought it was a tip?
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
Yes… sometimes. Well, usually.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Under my right ear. “Out of service”
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Latin, then I’d have a decent shot at learning any of a hundred other languages.
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Not today. But, perhaps.
39. Are you touchy feely?
Yep.
40. What’s your life motto?
Don’t have one yet.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Phone, Wallet, car keys.
42. What’s your favourite town/city?
Redstone, CO
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
A soda
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
I can’t remember.
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
Eventually, sure.
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
Took up with a guy with a purple mohawk
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
One of William the Conqueror’s generals.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Her birthday. I wore a suit.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Really mild headache.
50. Have you been burned by love?
I’ve been napalmed.

I never did understand the concept of fighting for Love.  Yeah, now I get it.  Who’s winning? Ask me again in.. oh, say.. six months.

From my sister,

http://geekhabitat.com/1358/pardon-me-ive-got-meme-on-my-shoe/

I replied to this via my blog since I’m so efficient (read: lazy) that
I wanted to chalk off a blog entry for this week.

1. Do you like blue cheese? Sure
2. Have you ever smoked? Yeah
3. Do you own a gun? Own? No, but I have access to a few.
4. What flavor Kool-aid was your favorite? Red
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Depends on the reason for the appointment.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Ever read “the Jungle?”
7. Favorite Christmas movie? starship troopers!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? water
9. Can you do push ups? uhm, how many?
10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? swiss army watch
11. Favorite hobby? electronics
12. Do you have A.D.D Yes! No! Wait, what was the question? Blue!
13. What’s one trait you hate about yourself? pasty white english skin
14. Middle Name? Wakefield
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. Sex. Art. Sex.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. Vodka tonic. Water. Dr Pepper.
17. Current Worry? Job hunting.
18. Current hate right now? Retail
19. Favorite place to be? Home
20. How did you bring in the New Year? Hotel. El Paso. Need I say more?
21. Where would you like to go? Australia
22. Name three people who will complete this. N/A
23. Do you own slippers? Nope
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? No shirt
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No, and you only ever try once.
26. Can you whistle? Yes, this is Texas. its in the handbook.
27. Favorite color? Blue
28. Would you be a pirate? Arh!
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? Bad acoustics make me sound like sea lions mating. No singing.
30. Favorite Girl’s name? jessica
31. Favorite boys name? dean
32. Last thing that made you laugh? my niece
33. Best bed sheets as a child? black ones, no idea where they came from
34. Worst injury you’ve ever had? heartbreak
35. Do you love where you live? NO!
36. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3
37. Who is your loudest friend? Amy
38. How many dogs do you have? None
39. Does someone have a crush on you? Yes
40. What is your favorite book? Anything by William Gibson
41. What is your favorite candy? Twix
42. Favorite sports team? I don’t understand the question.
43. What songs do you want played at your funeral? I’m in a hurry- Alabama. I am the one and only-Chesney Hawks. Enya. Sheryl Crow.
44. What is your favorite place to shop? Amazon.com